Toast

Toast is fat

A super fat cat

Except that she is a dog

A corgi so short

Cannot not play a sport

And waddles just like a hog

Toast stays down

Like a seal on the ground

No interest or care in her life

Lucky life is not rough

For Toast is not tough

And could never make it through strife

A paleo diet?

No she’d never try it

Would never attempt to be fit

When it’s time to have fun

Or go for a run

The first thing she does is quit

There’s only one thing

For which Toast will sing

She surely loves it the most

Not treats nor steak

No stick you may shake

Duh, Toast is obsessed with toast