The Rat And The Mouse And The Cat In The House

by Duncan Jones

Came their favorite sound of jingling of bells

Upon the little girl’s shoes

She’d always come this time of day

To bring her fat cat food

And while the beast was feasting

All was quiet in the walls

Because the rat and mouse had left

To tiptoe through the halls

Through the den, behind the couch

Across the open floor

Then they’d pause before they crawled

Underneath the kitchen door

They’d not much time to make it there

Fill up, and run back home

Because that cat could eat his feast

As fast as you can read this poem

The rat would eat and stuff himself

(Good manners he was lacking)

The mouse out there ate not a crumb

She would spend their short time packing

Then in the safety of the walls

The mouse would sit and dine

And sometimes if she had found it

She would even have some wine

But from each meal in her backpack

The mouse would save a little bit

The rat would want it for himself

And each night would throw a fit

The response the mouse would give the rat

Was always just the same

“We may be safe inside these walls

But outside it is no game

And so my friend if you must have

Some more before you sleep

You’ll have to fill a backpack too

And bring it back here when we creep.”

The rat would say, “Nay, I surely won’t

Not when you have more here!

You always carry extra food

It makes no sense!” he’d sneer

And so one night the rat sat and thought

To make a mean, rude plan

“I’ll teach that mouse a lesson

And I’ll teach it as soon as I can!”

And as he thought came the jingling sound

Of something as it fell

Just like that! Outside the wall

The little girl had dropped a bell

The rat looked ‘round, and then reached out

And grabbed it with a smile

Because all at once he’d made his plan

It was a plan quite vile!

Next day when came the sound of bells

And the cat had turned to eat

The rat and mouse were ready

And moved lightly on their feet

Out in the hall the rat turned to the mouse

“You know, I’ll try this once your way

I’ll just run back, grab my backpack

And we’ll dine together today!”

So the rat ran back but really thought

“Her way? Ha Ha! Yeah right!”

He’d really gone back to get the lost bell

And he threw it will all his might

Straight at the mouse, alone in the hall

Who froze at this surprise

And when the jingling bell’s song rung out

The cat turned and fixed his eyes

Then just like a shot the chase was on

The mouse did her best and tried

But no mouse or rat can out-run a cat

No more than he can fly

As she ran for her life, the rat waited safe

Then slinked to the kitchen for dinner

And when all was quiet again he thought

“Sounds like the cat’s the winner

Well so long dear mouse now just me in the house!”

And he leaned back to rest his head

“I’ll wait till the cat has dozed off too

And then I’ll go home to bed.”

But when he awoke he nearly choked

In front of him stood our mouse …

“Do you know why I carry a backpack with food

Whenever I’m out in the house?

Because I always knew one day or the next

I would have to face that cat

(Although my friend I have to say

I never thought it would be like that)

And I at least would have a chance

If I had some food with me

Turns out I was right! Here I stand tonight!

Alive and happy and free!”

Then from her backpack she pulled the lost bell

That the rat had thrown on the ground

“I picked this up on my way back here

I know it’s your favorite sound!”

She raised it up high, then rang it out loud

And tossed it over to her rat friend

Saying, “Best of luck to you dear rat

I sure hope this is not the end!!”

Quickly enough the fat cat appeared

This now could have been no worse

And as that fat cat began to come close

The rat screamed and started to curse

“Oh you stupid mouse, oh what have you done?!?!

What on Earth are we going to do????”

“I’m not really sure?!” smiled the mouse at the rat

“It’s a good thing I’m faster than you!”