I love ...
Watching drunks get tattoos
Not reading the news
Babies when they laugh
And running fast
I love ...
Hitting apples with a bat
Hissing at cats
New pairs of tennis shoes
And boos
And I love you too
I love ...
Highways without stops
Overweight cops
Colored poison frogs
And underdogs
I love ...
Old-fashioned phones
Asshole trombones
Things that make sparks
And sharks
And I love you too
I love ...
Drinking coffee when it's hot
The sweet smell of pot
Givin' children funny looks
And books
I love ...
Pretending I can sing
Old rope swings
The one hundred meter dash
And cash
And I love you too