A Place That’s Quite Funny

by Duncan Jones

Let’s round up a gathering

So come, gather round gals and guys

And I’ll tell a true tale

That’s as tall as the skies

Please lend me your eyes

And keep your ears peeled

Keep your lips to yourself

And keep your hands sealed

See a long time away

In a place far ago

Where the winters were hot

And the summers had snow

Where the trees were so pretty

And the flowers so tall

Where school started in Spring

And let out in the Fall

Was a kingdom quite brave

With knights very old

Where the miners found grain

And the farmers grew gold

All the women would run

And could sing like fast horses

And since no one got married

There were never divorces

All the men looked like oxen

And were as strong as a model

Every baby had a mother

And each mother a bottle

All the cats had old ladies

Rainy days were quite sunny

Everybody was rich

But nobody had money

All the children had jobs

And the parents rode bikes

And on Holidays made lists

Of all their dislikes

Nobody had birthdays

But every day they’d eat cake

For dinner was candy

And for dessert? A nice steak

The cats chased the dogs

And the dogs walked themselves

Teens had books on the floor

And clothes on bookshelves

Now …

If you’re sitting there thinking

“What on Earth could one say

Of this place that’s quite funny

In a strange kind of way?”

Well … if they looked at us

They’d think we’re funny too

And wonder why we build houses

When we could live at the zoo

So please keep in sight

And don’t lose mind of the fact

That when you look at somebody

They are looking right back

And know that whatever you hear

May not match what you’ve seen

They might make you look twice

Or be as weird a can be

But take a chance on giving

And give them a chance

Because less not than often

We need more than a glance

To know who someone’s made of

Or what really they are

Whether they drive a nice bus

Or ride to work on a car

So with others be nice

And to all play polite

It’s been very nice talking with you

Have a good day and good night