A Lesdyxic Bit Of Nonsense

by Duncan Jones

Seven plus nine is bright green

Sixteen minus fish is a rhyme

I love to drink water, it makes me feel hotter

And cake should be sweet like a lime

The oven is ready for swimming

So on your marks, ready, set, dog

Physics is easy, just cut your shoelaces

And run so you’re fast as a hog

What happens when dragons are cold?

Do they fly way down deep in the ground?

Ding dong at the door, there’s nobody there

You can tell all because of the sound

Now chocolate is best upon steaks

And ketchup is best for toothpaste

And mayonnaise for hair, a circle’s a square

And rotten food has the best taste

The most biggest times gooder is awesome

That’s why Santa Claus always eats bugs

If you ski in a car then you will not dance far

Please give all your money to slugs

If you take someone’s picture return it

Ten minutes are in every hour

There’s candy on the trees, shut the door when you sneeze

Oopsy daisy’s a tipped over flower